💗 Sanity in a Bottle Vibe Spray | 100ml | Soft & Floral

💗 Sanity in a Bottle
Vibe Spray | 100ml | Soft, Floral & Just Grounded Enough to Save Your Day

Because sometimes the deepest breath still isn’t cutting it.

This spray is your calm-down-and-carry-on moment — a soft floral blend with just enough grounding energy to stop you from flipping the table. Created to help you reset, reframe, and reclaim your day without losing your edge.

💬 About the Vibe Sprays

These sprays are made to order — no stockpiles, no sitting on shelves. I blend each one by hand, at a very specific time of day (which I won’t share, but trust me — there’s a reason). It’s part ritual, part formulation, part instinct. 

Each 100ml bottle contains a 40% base of high-quality vodka — not just for the name(!), but because it acts as a natural preservative and a brilliant carrier. It helps disperse the oils evenly and gives the blend a longer life without needing synthetic nasties. You’ll also find two genuine Herkimer Diamonds inside — hand-mined by me in Herkimer County, NY. I include them because Herkimers bring exceptional clarity and have a unique ability to amplify the vibration of both the oils and any other crystals in the blend. They don’t just sit pretty — they’re working.

And speaking of crystals — each blend is paired with supporting stones chosen for their energetic alignment with the formula. 

Now, I know these are more expensive than your average “room spray.” But they’re not average. These sprays are tools, not just scents. You’re getting exceptional carefully sourced essential oils, premium 40% vodka, Herkimer Diamonds, crystal energy and ceremonial intention...not something mass-produced in a warehouse and sold for £12 with a nice label. 

And finally — you might have noticed the cheeky names. That’s not an accident. They’re powerful, yes — but also a reminder not to take life too seriously. In all the heaviness, grief, stress, and chaos… sometimes we just need to mist something that says Magnetic AF and get on with it.

What’s inside:

• A secret blend of premium essential oils

• Crystals: Pink Tourmaline & 2 Herkimer Diamonds

• Distilled water & vodka (yep, real vodka – 40%)

• Plus a splash of ‘Sort Your Sh*t Out’

How to use:

Shake it like you mean it.
Mist. Inhale deeply.
Pretend you’ve got your shit together.

Use it in the morning before facing life, after a wobble, or anytime you need a mini emotional re-route.

Notes:

• 100ml recyclable blue glass spray bottle

• Made fresh to order – please allow 2-3 for dispatch

• Contains essential oils – may cause irritation for sensitive skin. Avoid eyes. Keep out of reach of children. Consult your doctor if pregnant or on medication.

Sadly, these vibe sprays are only available in the UK due to legal requirements.

This product is intended for external use only. Avoid contact with eyes, broken skin, or mucous membranes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

Each spray contains 100% natural essential oils. If you have known allergies or sensitivities to any essential oil or botanical ingredient, please get in touch before ordering. I’ll be happy to advise or customise where possible.

If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking medication, or under medical supervision, please consult your GP or qualified healthcare provider before using.

These sprays are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition. They’re a supportive tool — not a substitute for professional care.