🧹 Clear the F*ck Out Vibe Spray | 100ml | Herbal & Grounding

🧹 Clear the F*ck Out
Vibe Spray | 100ml | Herbal & Grounding

Herbal and grounding – like an energetic eviction notice for bad vibes.
This is your no-nonsense, smoke-free space clearer. Whether it’s a heavy day, a weird vibe, or someone else’s energy clinging to yours — this spray says: not today.

💬 About the Vibe Sprays

These sprays are made to order — no stockpiles, no sitting on shelves. I blend each one by hand, at a very specific time of day (which I won’t share, but trust me — there’s a reason). It’s part ritual, part formulation, part instinct. 

Each 100ml bottle contains a 40% base of high-quality vodka — not just for the name(!), but because it acts as a natural preservative and a brilliant carrier. It helps disperse the oils evenly and gives the blend a longer life without needing synthetic nasties. You’ll also find two genuine Herkimer Diamonds inside — hand-mined by me in Herkimer County, NY. I include them because Herkimers bring exceptional clarity and have a unique ability to amplify the vibration of both the oils and any other crystals in the blend. They don’t just sit pretty — they’re working.

And speaking of crystals — each blend is paired with supporting stones chosen for their energetic alignment with the formula. 

Now, I know these are more expensive than your average “room spray.” But they’re not average. These sprays are tools, not just scents. You’re getting exceptional carefully sourced essential oils, premium 40% vodka, Herkimer Diamonds, crystal energy and ceremonial intention...not something mass-produced in a warehouse and sold for £12 with a nice label. 

And finally — you might have noticed the cheeky names. That’s not an accident. They’re powerful, yes — but also a reminder not to take life too seriously. In all the heaviness, grief, stress, and chaos… sometimes we just need to mist something that says Magnetic AF and get on with it.

What’s inside:

• A secret blend of premium essential oils.

• Crystals: Black Obsidian & 2 Herkimer Diamonds

• Distilled water & vodka (yep, real vodka – 40%)

• And a firm nudge of: “This energy ain’t mine.”

How to use:

Shake. Spray. Inhale.
Then show that shitty energy the door.

Use above your head, around your space, or anywhere that feels a little off.

Notes:

• 100ml recyclable blue glass spray bottle

• Made fresh to order – please allow 2-3 working days for dispatch

• Contains essential oils – may cause irritation for sensitive skin. Avoid eyes. Keep out of reach of children. Consult your doctor if pregnant or on medication.

Sadly, these vibe sprays are only available in the UK due to legal requirements.

This product is intended for external use only. Avoid contact with eyes, broken skin, or mucous membranes. If irritation occurs, discontinue use.

Each spray contains 100% natural essential oils. If you have known allergies or sensitivities to any essential oil or botanical ingredient, please get in touch before ordering. I’ll be happy to advise or customise where possible.

If you are pregnant, breastfeeding, taking medication, or under medical supervision, please consult your GP or qualified healthcare provider before using.

These sprays are not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease or medical condition. They’re a supportive tool — not a substitute for professional care.